If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.
Smile. It's worth it.
When you meet someone equally as weird as you
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
there comes a time in every man’s life when he must answer his calling
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
what do i focus on here
try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.
cAPTAIN AMERICA THE WINTER SOLDIER BASICALLY EXPLAINED WHY THAT WASNT A GOOD THING
Two childhood friends unexpectedly reunite on opposite sides of a demonstration in 1972
Just imagine the pain…
This is such an amazing photograph
Oh my god ..
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus